The bonuses… The bonuses… M-hm! Ho-ho! That smell again?
Let’s cut through all the crap around and shine like… Hm… Like the vast darkness, which makes stars visible at night… Nah… Like we’re gonna find something there… What then? With the less we earn! What’s the idea here now? What kind of stupid bull!@#$ did this joker come up with now?
Well, we all heard or seen how the big guys, who earn a lot are being awarded this and that here and there, on this event, at that program, right? No? Better look around! The schmorches, the schmillas, the schmapartments, the schmiscounts, the schmecial schmopportunities… The schemes! Oops! Did I say that out loud? Shh! Don’t tell! JK! Share the !@#$ing post, if you like. 🙂
And what about those, who can’t, don’t know how to and so on… You get the idea! No? Oh, come on! It’s the small publisher, who gets treated like !@#$ everywhere in the industries because they don’t have that super-duper quality traffic, don’t know where to find it, how to buy it, don’t have the thousands of sites of this and that company, do not know how to get there, are not interested in risk, even be it a small one, simply because they cannot afford it, you name it… You know this guy, right? This is you? Oh, man… Oh, woman… Oh, woman-man… Oh man-woman… Oh, you… How could we help?
We present to you today the latest incentive of Sublime Revenue – the lesser ego competition. We will award all our affiliates, who earned the least or did not earn anything at all throughout December. They will be getting a 15% revenue bonus for the entire month of January in order to aid in their growth. They need to grow in order for the whole thing to work, right? So let’s dance!
Copycats are welcome to give it a try and reproduce this kind of event at their ends, I mean – to do the right thing once in a while, instead of directly cutting the small ones, on which you depend. You are so very welcome, indeed! Thank you for your kind attention! We know you read this, too. Oh, you… What would we do without you?
Not enough? Want more? Something else? Ask and you may receive. Feel free to ask for what you want. And you may receive it. Why may? You have to be able to handle it. Then if you only take, where does all the giving come from? Come again?
So can you? Can you earn less this month? Oh my Santa! It’s all His ideas after all, no? Let’s find out…
Good luck! M-hm…
