US Independence Day Bonus
We would like you to enjoy and celebrate a +10% commissions bonus tomorrow 2020-07-04. Good luck with your promotional campaigns! Nothing more to add here... Expect the unexpected!
Sun cycles, Moon cycles… Spheres rotating around spheres everywhere you look – in deep space and the microscopic world. So, what’s beyond? Something must be totally wrong with all these eyes, if it’s just that they are able to observe, so behold…
We live in this and that cycle – the new day, the birthday, the new year, the new this and new that. Every time we are reminded of this and that occasion. Their repetitive grasp clings to the spine and seems to be phasing us all out of the grand picture’s touch. It is ever so close, so near, yet unreachable and unattainable, but it lures you. It lures you and it needs you to reach it and you are there, yet you are not. Funny and sad.
Not to worry, though, affiliate. Sublime Revenue is here to provide the helping hand. You are the affiliate. You are creative. You know how to approach repetitive cycles and festivities around them. You know what people want. And this is your true power, so give it to them. What they want… Because this was always your job, no matter the day, the celebration, the cycle… You keep on giving it to them, affiliate. And they like it. A job well done! Congratulations!
So, to celebrate your journey with us… To truly celebrate your realization out of cycles, beyond the light of a new day and current understanding of the mutually negotiated reality, beyond the vast darkness of the night and the unknown, beyond the reach of the purely obvious provided by the last insight, Sublime Revenue decided on this Mo(o)nday to dive in with all of you inside quite far and grant all of it’s carefully admitted affiliates a tigerly 22% bonus tomorrow and tomorrow only. Take advantage of it, tigers!
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