Lazy, affiliates, check your dashboard. Lazy affiliates, this is for you. Are you a lazy affiliate?
We all know these kind of people asking you for best performing offer, best segment, to provide creatives, copy, pre-landers, to get faster payout – right now, if possible… And they did not even log in to check what’s there for them. And it is quite a lot, usually, if your network does not suck. Maybe the only thing they did not ask for is to pay for their traffic or generate it for them? đŸ™‚ Why not !@#$ their girlfriends instead of them?
Don’t worry. We like you. And your girlfriends. Hope you did not find them on a dating offer. Yeah! Right… Of course we will help you no matter what, but you will have to do your part, too. Get it? Test.
Anyway, what came to me for all of you using any kind of automation with us, be it conversion tracking, auto-optimizing campaign rules, own scripting with traffic sources APIs, etc. Well, this is for you. I need it, too. Check my dashboard just now.
I know I could do better now. Instantly. After just logging in. Not to mention the performance tab… And you should, too. We know! We hope the earnings tab will help you save time and energy for the non-affiliate parts of your meaningful life. We know it is full of webmaster activities. We know! Really… But remember to say hello to your family or friends, too.
All puns intended. If you got offended, well, maybe you had to. No excuses. This is not the kindergarten. Good luck with your promotional campaigns! FYI, knowledge seems more important around here. I mean it.
